http://wildsoulchiild.tumblr.com/post/83630639231/stupidswampwitch-masooood-safeidgul-why

stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip…

schmorons:

methdragon:

be there or 

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Bee rectangle? I dont understand what youre getting at

richwhitelesbian:

wizcoylifa:

fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay

Fifty shades, two chains, living large with five maids.

(Source: falcnpunch)

luginub:

Every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death.

(Source: vasuki)

corrupted-teens:

Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk